The Evil Monkey Conspiracy

THE EVIL MONKEY CONSPIRACY

The true leader of the Evil Monkey Conspiracy is Davy Jones the Sock Monkey, an inanimate object dedicated to fermenting chaos and talking like a pirate. Because TE3000 is not yet set up to allow a sock monkey (whether it's fluent in pirate or not) to lead a guild, the temporary head of the line is [insert your name here], who usurped the leadership from [insert your victim's name here], who usurped the leadership from [you get the idea by now, right?], who usurped the leadership from Grumble Ling who went through the bother of typing up the initial version of this page and so by default got to be the leader for a hopefully very brief period.

The Evil Monkey Conspiracy is a potential guild with the firm belief that sabotaging players in other guilds is a waste of time and resources. Therefore, all members of the guild shall sabotage only other members of this guild. Additionally, conspiracies within the guild are strongly encouraged to the extent that they are aimed at overthrowing whoever is the head of the line at the time or to undermine the person or persons attempting the overthrow referred to in the earlier portion of this sentence. I'm pretty sure we'll have other sentences about the guild added later, but I'm getting hungry and so I'm going to go eat something.